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Year 3, Nov. 21, 2000
Areas added in the past year:
Asmar Artrell Hive Rain Forest
Haven Gofur WS mansion expansion
Mudlib Additions:
4 new Quests Spell Revisisions
Artrell Kingdom Guilds
New Room Code to save memory HM Lockers
Rooms: 15,000
Players: 70-90 at peek times, 119 most ever
Objects: 1.87/second
So we've been open to the public now for 3 years, and it still surprises me
when I log on and theres more then just me and Edward here. Throughout each
year I think of great things to write in this year end review and start to
write something, only to delete it and write something original on the 21st
each year.
This year was no different, and now I find myself at a loss for words, so
I leave you with these selected words from our players over the past 3 years.
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Loen <newbie> could i get an mheal?
Garen <newbie> mpepsi please.
Loen <newbie> mcke please
<newbie> Garen pleads for an mpepsi.
Loen <newbie> plead for mcoke
Lord <newbie> mshutup please
Morpheus <newbie> mOK
Loen <newbie> mok
<newbie> Winterheart mlaughs!
Shina <newbie> Everyone does know that going to the resteraunt and eating
food heals you somewhat, right?
Morpheus <newbie> mJINX
<newbie> Garen sends everyone a nice big mhug.
Loen <newbie> mdarn
Lord <newbie> prepares to mblast
Morpheus <newbie> mYEAH
<newbie> Garen mdoes.
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Kowabunga Dude <mid> Is that like the shadowmud admin joke about why they
have to have at least 5 fingers on one hand? To count their IQ?
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Yorick <fighter> Heh, he'll flash you to death.
Rantheb <fighter> You probably have more melee than I do blade!
Scapegoat <fighter> and remove all my armor
Sword-sAint <fighter> heheh even worse if he's wearing a trench-coat
Scapegoat <fighter> how about it?
Rantheb <fighter> .. Sure ... I ain't got nothing to lose.
Scapegoat <fighter> cmon...I'm like the weakest peron on the mud... everyone
knows that
Shorty <fighter> limbs
<fighter> Sword-sAint closes his eyes <- This is gonna hurt still
Scapegoat <fighter> one catch...
Scapegoat <fighter> i bringing my squirrel
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Ajerick <hm> who here gets sad..when you go idle for like 10 minutes..and
you come back and do last tell...and you see no one sent you anything? :(
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Killor looks over Killor
Killor exclaims: Stop undressing me with your eyes!
Killor wears his sash.
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Petrarch <hm> theres not enough porn online
Heathee <hm> lol
Yorick <hm> That is laziness talking.
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Oo <hm> well i know i am not on the hunter's list
Oo <hm> because i went up to him and slapped him :P
Oo <hm> i am oo the fearless
Da MonK <hm> give him a big kiss from me
Oo <hm> ew
Slysar <hm> tell him next time he looks at me cross eyed I'm gona come after
him
Oo <hm> hehe
Slysar <hm> Bounty hunter is mad at me cause I'm dating his sister!
Da MonK <hm> his sister cant be that good locking =P
Slysar <hm> it's what's inside her that matters :) and that's me he he
Da MonK <hm> gasp
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* When the Bard got some new songs *
Atmos <rogue> anyone wanna buy an AK?
Fallenangel <rogue> wanna buy a song? ;)
Atmos <rogue> yeah i do
Fallenangel <rogue> too bad!
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[Volcanic Seer] Outlook <xenora> ixne your soooooo cute
[Volcanic Seer] Outlook <xenora> but i'm not gay so dont' take it that way
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Cracker <newbie> Jet Grind Radio is the dumbest game ever thought of, and if
anyone ever buys it, I will personally growl in their direction.
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Shifty Cutpurse <hm> i've ALMOST got her clothes off that time
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Heathee <hm> man..my mind is stumped, i am gonna go eat a poptart
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<hm> Fallenangel waits til Petrarch Inc makes the news
Petrarch <hm> its a given
Latin <hm> yes i can see the headline now
Latin <hm> Terrible Fire Kills thousands.
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* a message from Jewel about what some mudders though of me irl *
Honey: who was it that said, he looks pretty normal till he smiles, then he
flashes that big grin, the one you expect death to have.
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* after a 2 minute lag bust *
Mr Fuzzums <newbie> to minmize lag. dont do anything! let me be the only
typer!
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Cracker <newbie> (PSST: Heather Graham is obscenely HOT!)
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Kharnal <newbie> National Geographic! Tribal costumes of pacific Islanders
*drool* BETTER THAN PLAYBOY!
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<jewel> [Coral Squire] Armand is in so much crap :(
[Titanium Squire] Hack <jewel> why that?
[Sapphire Knight] SwiftBlade <jewel> You can have the highlander village, Im
stayin on the battlefield (why Armand?)
[Coral Squire] Armand <jewel> drank a full bottle of champagne yesterday,
and my bro went through my room and found it
[Titanium Squire] Hack <jewel> that not good :)
[Sapphire Knight] SwiftBlade <jewel> ahhh
[Coral Squire] Armand <jewel> hehe. i got this odd feeling my parents are
gonna somehow blame this on the internet
[Titanium Squire] Hack <jewel> as well they should :)
[Coral Squire] Armand <jewel> hehe.
[Coral Squire] Armand <jewel> im telling them this is my 1st time, i threw
up, and im never gonan do it again.
[Titanium Squire] Hack <jewel> liar :)
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Sardonyx <newbie> you want cheap gas
Sardonyx <newbie> move to baghadad
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DragonStar <mid> hehe don't fight wyverns
Exo <mid> why not? good exp :)
T'arr <hm> what am i trying to backstab?
Wind <mid> why not? I can kill one :)
Exo <mid> rush hurts sometimes thiugh :)
DragonStar <mid> yeah right arm damage 96%
Wind <mid> They bounce of me like bullets bounce off Superman :)
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<jewel> [Emerald Squire] Benvolio trusts noone who divorced him for having
his dog hump her cat
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[Magma Cavalry] Desire <xenora> I think I am gonna stay male for awhile.
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* the council was known for writing very long council posts at one time *
Guldan <council> whoa... no spamy 10 page posts!
Guldan <council> I'm proud of you guys!
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Manex <newbie> never pet a burning cat
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Menion Leah <mid> So, why are you denying everything that I say?
Percivus <mid> i am not denying anything
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Mynewt <newbie> yeah, and im a 3 yr old hermaphrodite from egypt, mudding
in hieroglyphics...
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* Feyr made fruitcake for xmas one year *
Red Fang <hm> heh
Petrarch <hm> what colour is it?
Red Fang <hm> breadfruit doies not taste like bread...yeeech
Ranseur <hm> tastes like chicken
Red Fang <hm> uhhhh uhhhh
Wind <hm> it's like a sickly white with grey specks when cut open. Outside
is green with alot of pickly points. Tastes like sh** Ranseur.
Red Fang <hm> exactly
Red Fang <hm> at least what I assume Sh** tastes like
Wind <hm> trust me, you wouldn't want to have to live on a diet including
breadfruit.
Wind <hm> 5 breadfruits in a row. Think the guy has to die.
Ranseur <hm> thats the spirit wind
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M'ruk-tor <newbie> i like the US ,,, its full of Mexicans
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[Strider] Phantom Phreak <hiemelia> dam i hate [power outages.
[Game Master] Petrarch <hiemelia> I hate power rangers
[Game Master] Petrarch <hiemelia> except the pink one
[Strider] Phantom Phreak <hiemelia> why not the pink one?
<hiemelia> [Dunedain] Aragorn of the Dunedain : ehehe yeah
<hiemelia> [Dunedain] Aragorn of the Dunedain : she's hot
[Strider] Phantom Phreak <hiemelia> i dont like anyone who can kick my ass :)
<hiemelia> [Dunedain] Aragorn of the Dunedain : LOL
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Ranseur <newbie> hey if you take the first, third and last letters of Jeffk
you get JFK.......so he wasnt really assassinated
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Red Fang <green> lily is north in the forst...look for my arms and legs
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Manex <newbie> i bought a pet, went oput of the store and orcs killd hy pet :(
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[Templar Knight] Strife <hiemelia> I PK
[Templar Knight] Strife <hiemelia> I PK'ed yesterday.....
[First Minister] Alonzo <hiemelia> who?
[Templar Knight] Strife <hiemelia> that was an accident though....and
well...umm...type finger strife
[First Minister] Alonzo <hiemelia> what about it?
[Templar Knight] Strife <hiemelia> Spouse.....
[First Minister] Alonzo <hiemelia> you killed your love?
[Templar Knight] Strife <hiemelia> she wasn't and isn't my love...its my
punishment
[Templar Knight] Strife <hiemelia> she wasn't and isn't my love...its my
punishment
[Templar Knight] Strife <hiemelia> whoops...
[Game Master] Petrarch <hiemelia> hehehe man, theres a keeper for the quotes
page
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* about the editor used to code on Merentha *
Guldan replies: that editor is probally the reason for the high rate of
suicides in RL
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Balzamon <mid> Anyone want to go hunt for my equepment?
Aard <mid> where?
Balzamon <mid> Tundra
Aard <mid> too far
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* before the area known as Haven went in, Haven is also another MUD *
GraVen <newbie> There are really cool things on Haven....
MuNdAyN <newbie> i am gone
Liberas <newbie> well it sounds to me like your perfect to come in and teach
our pagan selves a lesson...
<newbie> MuNdAyN waves
Incanus <newbie> cya
Ranseur <newbie> there are kool things here
Tilir <newbie> later
Liberas <newbie> and getting cooler all the time
Incanus <newbie> does "Haven" have water balloons? :)
Erika <newbie> Or pets? ;)
Liberas <newbie> does haven have snowballs?
Liberas <newbie> or godzilla?
Ranseur <newbie> or waterballoons
Incanus <newbie> or player dragons?
Incanus <newbie> I said water balloons
Liberas <newbie> or godzilla?
Balzamon <newbie> or orcish invasons
Ranseur <newbie> or a Ranseur
Liberas <newbie> did i mention we have godzilla?
Ranseur <newbie> see haven doesnt have a Ranseur so it cant be that great
Balzamon <newbie> Ok so Ranseur is our one drawback
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Creeping Death <mid> i remember it bein big and annoying at first...then i
came back and it was small and i liked it, now it is big and annoying again
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Post number 23 by Pimp Daddy..."..."
Thanks for all this amazing yet useless crap.
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